On Twitter, I follow the hash tag "food addiction," and it is startling how seldomly those who bother to deploy the tag are talking about food addiction.

"Theres nothing worse than reaching for a pizza roll and realizing they're all gone" - #foodaddiction"

"ya man cheers for many more trips to noodles." #foodaddiction

"I'm addicted to the Pomegranate! #FoodAddiction! lmao!"

Oh, my tweeps, if you only understood that to food addicts, food addiction isn't quite as funny.

#alcoholism!

Woo. hoo.