Here's a treat you've no doubt been denied all your life, but now it's within your reach: a chocolate toilet! Do you chomp on the tank first, or go right for the bowl?

Oh, but I make fun! The "low-flow commode" is only one element of a new gambit by the Apple Cookie and Chocolate Co. of Pittsburgh, which as created what amounts to a gingerbread house for the sustainability crowd. Also available are compact fluorescents light bulbs (in white and dark chocolate), wind turbines, metal roofing, low-e windows, and solar panels, among others.

They're intended as promotional items, I guess, and you can probably decline the throne. I think the whole idea is kinda silly, but then, my other blog is about food addiction. They've probably got a big hit on their hands.